3 hilarious jokes about wedding anniversaries

Nov 30, 2019
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Daily Joke: A married couple found a fairy

A married couple were both 65 years old and were celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary. When all the family and guests had left their house, a fairy appeared from nowhere and said to them: “Congratulations, you two on your long and prosperous marriage. I’m here to grant you both one wish each.”

Excitedly, the wife said: “I want to travel around the world.”

The fairy waved her magic wand and with a bang, the wife suddenly had tickets in her hand for a round the world cruise on the best ship in the world.

Then the fairy asked the husband what he wanted.

Without skipping a beat, the husband replied. “I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me.”

So the fairy picked up her wand and with a bang – Benny was 95 years old.

Daily Joke: A married couple were getting romantic

A married couple had now been married for 50 years and that night, after the celebrations were over, they were in bed and in a pretty romantic mood.

The wife looked at her husband and said: “I remember when you used to kiss me every chance you had.”

The husband felt a bit obliged, so he leaned over and gave her a gentle peck on the cheek.

Then the wife said: “I also remember when you used to hold my hand at every opportunity.”

Again feeling obliged, the husband gently placed his hand on hers.

Then the wife said: “I also remember when you used to nibble on my neck and sent chills up and down my spine. It was lovely.”

This time, with a blank stare on his face, the husband got out of the bed and as he began to walk out of the bedroom, the wife asked him: “Was it something I said? Where are you going?”

The husband looked at her and replied: “I’m going to the bathroom to get my teeth!”

Daily Joke: A woman woke up from a nap

After she woke up, a woman told her husband: “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?”

“You’ll know tonight,” he said.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.

Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled: “The Meaning of Dreams.”

Need another laugh? Have a look at some of our other great jokes here.

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