Daily Joke: Four men went camping and stayed together in cabins

Four guys were at a campsite. They had to bunk two to a room but no one wanted to share with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept in the same cabin as Daryl, and came to breakfast the next morning with messy hair and bloodshot eyes. The other two said: “Man, what happened to you?”

“Daryl snored so loudly,” he replied. “I just sat up and watched him all night”.

The next night, it was the second guy’s turn. In the morning the same thing happened, he appeared hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.

The other two said: “Man what happened to you? You look awful!”

He said: “Man that Daryl shakes the roof. I couldn’t do anything but sit up and watch him all night”.

The third night was Rich’s turn. Rich was a big burly ex-football player, a man’s man.

The next morning he came to breakfast, bright-eyed and bushy tailed. “Good morning,” he said. The other two couldn’t believe it-he looked rested and wide awake.

They asked: “Man, what happened?”

He said: “Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. Daryl sat up and watched me all night.”

A truck driver was heading along the highway

A truck driver was driving along on the highway. He passed a sign that said “low bridge ahead.”

Before he knew it, the bridge was right ahead of him and he got stuck underneath it. Cars were backed up for kilometres behind him.

Finally, a police car pulled up. The officer got out of his car and walked around to the truck driver, put his hands on his hips and said: “Got stuck, huh?”

The truck driver said: “No officer, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of fuel!”

A little girl was watching her mother in the kitchen

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked: “Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?”

Her mother replied: “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white”.

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said: “Mumma, how come all of grandma’s hairs are white then?”