A man couldn’t sleep so he went to a doctor. “I’ve got a problem,” he told them. “Every night when I get into bed, I think that there is somebody under it. I look under the bed and I think there is somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. I think I’m going crazy!”
The doctor thinks for a moment and replies: “Come to me three times a week for two years and I will help you.”
“How much will it cost?” The man asks.
“A hundred dollars for a visit,” the doctor answers.
The man ponders for a moment and says, “I’ll think about it.” But the man never returns to the doctor.
A few weeks later, he runs into the doctor on the street.
“Why didn’t you ever come back?” the doctor asks.
“A hundred dollars for one visit? It’s expensive for me. A bartender gave a solution for free,” he replies.
The doctor is shocked: “What did he tell you to do?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed.”