An 80-year-old lady was interviewed by the local news station because she had just recently been married. The reporter asked her how married life was treating her.
“Oh, this isn’t my first husband, so it’s not much different than the others,” she replied with a smile.
“How many husbands have you had?” the reporter asked.
“This one will be my fourth,” she replied. “I was married in my 20s to a banker, then in my 40s to a circus performer. And in my 60s, I married a preacher.”
“What does your current husband do?”
“He’s a funeral director.”
The reporter laughed and then asked how she came to marry these men from such different backgrounds and personalities.
“It always made sense to me,” she replied. “I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.”