Daily Joke: A woman wins the lottery

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A woman arrives home, screeches her car into the driveway and runs into the house.

“Honey, pack your bags, I just won the lottery!” she yells from the hallway.

Excited, the husband replies: “Oh my god, that’s incredible! What should I pack, clothes for the beach or snow?”

“Doesn’t matter,” she replies. ”Just get out!”

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