Daily Joke: A woman rushed to see her doctor

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A woman rushed to see her doctor. She was looking very worried and strung out.

She pleaded: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face. What’s wrong with me doctor?”

The doctor looked her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly replied: “Well, I can tell you there definitely isn’t anything wrong with your eyesight.”

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