Daily Joke: A woman has a near death experience

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A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and it leads to a near death experience while she’s on the operating table. As she suddenly sees God, she asks: “Is this it?”

God says: “No. You have another 30-40 years to live, my child.”

She recovers and decides to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, some liposuction, a breast augmentation, tummy tuck and have her hair dyed. She figures since she’s got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make the most of it. She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and immediately gets hit by an ambulance and dies.

She arrives in front of God and asks: “I thought you said I had another 30 or 40 years?”

God replies: “Oh, sorry, I didn’t recognise you!”

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