Daily Joke: Two old friends catch up for lunch

Two lifelong friends got together for lunch one day.

“Mike, I’m in a terrible pickle,” the first man stated.

“I’m strapped for cash, my rent is due tomorrow and I haven’t the slightest idea where I’m going to get it from!”

“Well, that’s good to hear,” answered Mike with a smile.

“I was afraid you might have an idea that you could borrow it from me!”