Three hilarious jokes about old married couples

Feb 29, 2020
There's plenty to laugh about when it comes to marriage. Source: Getty.

Daily Joke: A priest asked Giuseppe what he was getting his wife

At St. Peter’s Catholic Church, they hold weekly husband’s marriage seminars.

At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands: “Well, I’ve tried to treat her nice, spend the money on her, but best of all is, I took her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!”

The priest responded: “Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?”

Giuseppe proudly replied: “I’m gonna go pick her up.”

Daily Joke: An old married couple were celebrating their anniversary

A married couple, who were both 60, were celebrating their anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one wish.

The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof – the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise. Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted.

He said: “I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me.”

So the fairy picked up her wand and poof – the husband was 90.

Daily Joke: A husband and wife went golfing together

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked: “Honey, if I died would you get married again?”

The husband said: “No sweetie.”

The woman said: “I’m sure you would.”

So the man said: “Okay, I would.”

Then the woman asked: “Would you let her sleep in our bed?”

And the man replied: “I guess so.”

Then the wife asked: “Would you let her use my golf clubs?”

And the husband replied: “No, she’s left-handed.”

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