Daily Joke: The good news, and the bad
Oct 31, 2022
The attorney tells the accused, “I have some good news and some bad news.”
“What’s the bad news?” asked the accused.
“The bad news is your blood is all over the crime scene, and your DNA proves you’re guilty.”
“What’s the good news?”
“Your cholesterol is 130.”
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