The elderly man in the bar

An elderly bloke walks in, sits on a bar stool and begins to cry. The bartender says, “Mate, what’s the matter?”

The old chap says, “I got married two days ago. My bride is twenty-five, tall, slim, blonde, intelligent and extraordinarily beautiful. She dresses well, is a great cook, spotlessly clean and sensitive to my every wish. Our wants and needs are identical and the sex is incredible”.

Surprised, the bartender asks, “It sounds as though you’re married to the perfect partner. Why are you crying?”

The old bloke replies, “I’ve forgotten where I live”!

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