The 80 year old who is still on the pill…

The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired.

At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

Mrs smith do you realise that these are birth control pills?

Yes, they help me to sleep at night. Mrs smith I assure you that there is absolutely nothing in these that could possibly help you sleep!

She reached out and patted the young doctors knee. Yes dear, I know that, but every morning I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old granddaughter drinks.

And believe me, it helps me sleep at night!

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