A grade two teacher was in the middle of a maths question on addition.
She asked one of her students: “How old were you on your last birthday?”
The student answered: “Seven.”
“How old will you be on your next birthday?” she asked.
“That’s impossible!” she said in confusion.
The student said: “No, it isn’t. I’m eight today.”
Two men are arguing about how much their wives love them.
The first man thinks he’s won the argument as he says: “You know, I never realised just how much my wife loved me until I was off sick last week. When the milkman and postman walked down the drive, she ran out and shouted excitedly: ‘My husband’s home!'”
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said: “Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”
Bobby looked up and replied: “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.”