Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Three kids were comparing their dads

Three kids in a playground were talking about how great their dads were.

The first one said: “My dad is the fastest man in the world, he can outrun a tiger.”

The second replied: “Mine can outrun a cheetah, he’s so quick.”

The third was unimpressed and laughed.

“Well mine works for the council so he’s the fastest.”

The other two asked: “How’s that?”

“He finishes work at 5:30 but he’s always home before 2 o’clock.”

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