Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A police officer pulls over a priest

A police officer pulls over a priest and immediately smells alcohol on his breath. The next thing he notices is an empty wine bottle lying on the passenger seat.

“Have you been drinking?” the officer asks.

“Just water,” says the priest.

“Then why do I smell wine?”

The priest looks at the bottle and shouts: “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A woman and her husband go to the dentist’s office

A woman and her husband stop at a dentist’s office.

“I need a tooth pulled right away,” she says. “Don’t bother with the pain relief; we’re in a hurry.”

“Which tooth do you want pulled?” asks the dentist.

The woman shoves her husband toward the dentist and says: “Go ahead, dear. Show him your tooth.”

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A young boy got his first job

The new busboy was just 16 and because it was his first job, the crew were all impressed with how well he had done on his first day.

The next day, they were surprised to see that he didn’t show up. Then, an hour late, he came running in, red-faced and breathless.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” he said. “I forgot I had a job.”

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