Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A police officer interviewed a shop owner

A police officer was interviewing a man whose clothing shop had just been robbed.

“It’s bad,” said the shop owner, “but it’s not as bad as it could have been if he’d robbed me yesterday.”

“Why is that?” the detective asked curiously.

The shop owner shrugged and responded: “Because today everything was on sale.”

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