Daily Joke: A police officer calls his local station

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A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the local police station.

“I have an interesting case here,” he said. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.”

“Have you arrested her yet?” the sergeant asks the officer.

“No, not yet. The floor’s still wet,” he said.


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