My best friend loves red wine. She hates it when people mess with it.
I thought I’d play a trick on her and added some fruit and lemonade.
But now she’s sangria than ever.
I’ve finally taught my dog to fetch a glass of red wine.
He’s a Bordeaux Collie.
And yes, he paws it himself.
As a vintner was moving a cask of sparkling wine, he rolled his foot and injured his ankle. The pain was severe, so he decided to visit his orthopedist. The doctor examined his foot and ankle, took an X-ray, and ran an MRI scan.
“Sir, I can’t find anything wrong with you. You can move your foot and ankle normally, and there’s nothing showing up on the X-ray or the MRI.”
“You’re telling me I wasn’t actually injured when moving the sparkling wine?”
“That’s right, sir. It’s sham pain.”