Morning Joke: A man was chatting to his six-year-old son

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A man was chatting to his six-year-old son. The little boy watched a lot of TV, so the dad asked: “If you found a couple of dollars and had to spend it, what would you buy?”

“A box of tampons,” he replied without hesitation.

“Tampons?” said the father, rather confused. “What would you do with them?”

“Well,” said the little boy. “I don’t know exactly, but it’s sure worth two dollars. With tampons, it says on the TV that you can go swimming, horseback riding, and skating, any time you want to!”

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