Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A millionaire walked into a bank

The bank was in the middle of Sydney city. Source: Pexels.

A millionaire walked into a bank in the middle of Sydney city and asked for a loan for $4,000.

“Well, before we lend you the money we are going to need some kind of security,” the bank teller said.

“No problem,” the man responded. “Here are the keys to my car. You’ll see it outside. It’s a black Porsche parked in the back of the parking lot.”

A few weeks later, the man returned to pay off his loan. While he was paying it off, along with the interest of $11, the manager came over.

“Sir, we are very happy to have your business, but if you don’t mind me asking… after you left, we looked into your accounts and found out that you are a millionaire. Why would you need to borrow $4000?”

“Well,” the man said, “where else can I park my car for three weeks in Sydney for $11?”

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