Daily Joke: A man and his son visit the supermarket

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In the supermarket, a man was pushing a trolley with a screaming, bellowing baby sitting in the front seat.

“Don’t cry, Albert. Don’t scream, Albert. Don’t yell, Albert. Keep calm, Albert,” the man kept repeating softly.

A woman standing next to him said: “You certainly are good with trying to calm your son, Albert.”

The man looked at her and said: “Lady, I’m Albert.”

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