Morning Joke: A man was fleeing down the hall of a hospital

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A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.

“What’s the matter?” he was asked by a passerby.

He said: “Right before I went under, I heard the nurse say, ‘It’s a very simple operation, don’t worry, I’m sure it will be all right’.”

“She was just trying to comfort you, what’s so frightening about that?” the passerby asked.

“She wasn’t talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!”

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