Daily Joke: A local priest was strolling down the street

One day a local priest was walking down the street of his small town. He was happily humming a tune when he saw a little boy trying to reach the doorbell of a nearby house.

“Hey there, sonny” said the priest with a kind smile, “let me help you out.” The priest reached out and pressed the bell for the boy.

“Anything else I can do for you?” he asked.

“Yes,” said the boy, nodding eagerly. “Run! We’ve only got a few seconds before they come!”