Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A family gathered for dinner

“We say our prayer before eating at our house.” Source: iStock.

A family gathered around the table as dinner was being served. When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating straight away.

“Johnny,” his mother scolded, “Wait until we’ve said our prayer to start eating.”

“I don’t have to,” Little Johnny replied.

“Of course you do!” his mother insisted. “We say our prayer before eating at our house.”

“That’s at our house,” Johnny explained, “But this is grandma’s house and she actually knows how to cook.”

Need another laugh? Have a look at some of our other great jokes here.

Leave your comment

Please sign in to post a comment.
Retrieving conversation…
Stories that matter
Emails delivered daily
Sign up