Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Little Johnny went to the confessional

The priest sighed in frustration and said: "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that." Source: Pexels.

Little Johnny went to the confessional. “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a very keen girl,” he said.

The priest asked: “Is that you, Little Johnny?”

“Yes, Father, it is.”

“And who was the girl you were with?”

“I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation.”

“Well, Johnny, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?”

“I cannot say.”

“Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?”

“I’ll never tell.”

“Was it Nina Capelli?”

“I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.”

“Was it Cathy Piriano?”

“My lips are sealed.”

“Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?”

“Please, Father! I cannot tell you.”

The priest sighed in frustration and said: “You’re very tight-lipped, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for four months. Now you go and behave yourself.”

Little Johnny walked back to his pew, and his friend slid over and whispered: “What’d you get?”

He smirked and answered: “Four months vacation and five good leads.”

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