Daily Joke: A lawyer was reading out a will

A lawyer was reading out the will of a wealthy man to his family and everyone mentioned in the document.

“To my loving wife Mary, my rock and without whom my life would have been very different, I leave the mansion in Sydney and $20 million,” the lawyer said, before pausing momentarily for the audience to digest the information.

“To my darling daughter Amy who supported me so much when my health began to fail and never once complained, I leave my business, my yacht and $1 million.”

Again the lawyer paused momentarily to allow this information to sink in before he continued: “And to my brother Neville who argues with me constantly, hated my guts and thought I would never mention him in my will. Well, you were wrong. Hi Neville!”