Two men are quietly sitting in a boat fishing and drinking beer. Suddenly one of the men pipes up and says: “You know, I think I’m going to divorce my wife.”
“Why’s that?” the other asked.
“Well, she hasn’t spoken to me in over two whole months.”
The second man takes a long, slow sip of beer before replying: “Better think it over a bit more. Women like that are hard to find.”
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