Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Two men are thinking about life

"Ninety-six? What finally got him?" the other man asks. Source: Getty.

Two young men are speculating on how long they might live. One says he thinks he has a long life ahead of him.

“After all,” he says, “my grandfather lived to be 96.”

“Ninety-six? What finally got him?” the other man asks.

“Alcohol and women,” he replies.

“Well, that just goes to show you,” shrugs the friend, “Both will get you in the end.”

“Well actually, no, it’s not what you think,” the first man says. “Toward the end, Grandpa couldn’t get either one, so he just laid down and died.”

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