Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Three men were talking in a pub

The third man answered: "The other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees." Source: Getty.

Three men were talking in a pub about how much control they had over their wives. The first two were bragging non-stop until they turned to the silent third man.

“Well, what about you?” they asked.

The third man answered: “The other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.”

The first two men were amazed and asked: “What happened then?”

“She told me to get out from under the bed and fight like a man.”

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