Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Paddy and Mick were local farmers

Farmers Paddy and Mick would meet every month at the local fair to catch up. This particular month they sat and chatted over a beer.

“Tell me Mick,” said Paddy. “What did you give your mule when he had colic?”

“Turpentine,” answered Mick.

A few months later they met again at the next fair. Over another beer, Paddy asked Mick: “What did you say you gave your mule when he had colic?”

“Turpentine,” answered Mick.

“Well, I gave my mule turpentine, and he died,” said Paddy.

“That’s strange,” said Mick, “so did mine.”

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