Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Little Johnny went to class

The teacher crossed her arms. Source: Getty.

Little Johnny walked into class. His teacher held out her hand and asked sternly, “Where’s your homework?”

“My dog ate it,” Little Johnny answered seriously.

The teacher crossed her arms and said, “Johnny, I’ve been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that?”

“It’s true, Miss, I swear!” insisted Johnny. “I had to force him, but he definitely ate it!”

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