Starts at 60 Daily Joke: An angel grants two statues a wish

The statues come alive and have half an hour to do whatever they want. Source: Pexels

Two statues, a male and a female, had faced each other in the park for decades.

One day, an angel appeared before them and decided to grant them a wish.

“Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you the gift of life,” he said. “For half an hour you get to do whatever you want.”

The statues came to life, winked at each other and then ran into the nearby woods.

The angel smiled as he heard the two statues giggling. Bushes were rustling and the angel could also hear twigs snapping.

After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the woods, looking satisfied and smiling.

Confused, the angel looked at his watch.

“You still have another 15 minutes,” he told the statues. Would you like to continue?”

The male statue asked the female if she wanted to do it again?”

“Okay,” the female replied. “But this time you hold down the pigeon and I’ll poo on its head!”

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