A thirsty man walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Suddenly he hears someone say: “Hey! Nice tie!”
The man looks around to see who complimented him, but he couldn’t see anyone.
“Hey! Nice shirt!”
Again, the man looks around but still can’t see anyone.
“Hey! Nice suit!”
The man then called the bartender over to ask if it was him giving the compliments.
“It’s not me,” the bartender says. “It’s the complimentary peanuts.”
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