Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A husband and wife were having their morning coffee

"Well, lots of dogs can do that." Source: Getty.

A husband and wife were enjoying their morning coffee when their dog came inside carrying the newspaper in its mouth.

The wife smiled lovingly at the dog and said to her husband: “We’ve got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning.”

Her husband shrugged and replied: “Well, lots of dogs can do that.”

The wife responded: “But darling, we’ve never subscribed to any papers!”

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