Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A couple fight after their honeymoon

There's been a fight on the honeymoon. Source: Pexels (Stock image used)

A couple returned from their honeymoon in Hawaii but refused to speak to each other.

Curious, the groom’s best mate, who picked them up from the airport, asked the husband what was wrong.

“Well,” the man replied. “When we finished making love on the first night, I pulled out $50 and left it on the pillow without thinking.”

The friend paused for a minute before replying.

“I wouldn’t worry about it,” he said. “She can’t expect you to have been saving yourself for all these years.”

“That’s not the problem,” the husband replied. “She gave me $20 change.”

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