While I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
What is the most tragic Olympics story?
A gymnast walks into a bar.
I was hired by my local baseball team to keep the players cool in the locker room.
It was a difficult job because I’m not a fan.
Why couldn’t Cinderella play cricket?
She always ran away from the ball.
Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the football team?
They needed a little team spirit.
Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”!
Why is a referee like an angry chicken?
They both have foul mouths.