Daily Joke: I could never date a tennis player and other sports gags

Jun 02, 2023
Round of tennis, anyone? Source: Jill Rose from Pixabay

While I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player.

Love means nothing to them.


What is the most tragic Olympics story?

A gymnast walks into a bar.


I was hired by my local baseball team to keep the players cool in the locker room.

It was a difficult job because I’m not a fan.


Why couldn’t Cinderella play cricket?

She always ran away from the ball.


Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the football team?

They needed a little team spirit.


Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?

The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”!


Why is a referee like an angry chicken?

They both have foul mouths.

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