A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, “Honey, if I died would you get married again?”
The husband said, “No sweetie.”
The wife replied, “I’m sure you would.”
So the husband said, “Okay, I would.”
Then the wife asked, “Would you let her sleep in our bed?”
And the husband replied, “Yes, I guess so.”
Then the wife asked, “Would you let her use my golf clubs?”
And the husband replied, “No, she’s left handed.”