Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they discuss their illegal moonshine operation.

Suddenly a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a couple of minutes, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, “Can you swallow?” The woman shakes her head no. Then the hillbilly asks, “Can you breathe?”

The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her underwear and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the piece of food flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, “You know, I’d heard of that ‘Hind Lick Manoeuvre’ but I’ve never seen anyone do it before.”

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