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The Texan was boasting to the Australian farmer about life back home. Source: Getty Images

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Daily Joke: A Texan farmer goes to Australia

The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.”

Written byCalista Bruschi

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Daily Joke: Baby mosquito’s first day flying

Daily Joke: Baby mosquito’s first day flying

When the mosquito came back home later that day, the father mosquito asked, "How was your journey?"

Written byCalista Bruschi

It was the baby mosquito's first day of flying alone. Source: Getty Images

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Daily Joke: Tom wants a job on the railways

Daily Joke: Tom wants a job on the railways

Tom wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.

Written byCalista Bruschi

This was the ultimate test for Tom. Source: Getty Images

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Daily Joke: The pirate and a series of unfortunate events

Daily Joke: The pirate and a series of unfortunate events

“Good to see you, friend. Hey, you didn’t have a peg leg last time you were in here. What happened?”

Written byCalista Bruschi

The pirate had had the most unfortunate experiences. Source: Getty Images

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Daily Joke: Two women are sitting on the verandah smoking cigarettes

Daily Joke: Two women are sitting on the verandah smoking cigarettes

As she looks at her friend, she sees something fascinating unfold.

Written byCalista Bruschi

The two women had been seated on the verandah. Source: Getty Images

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Daily Joke: The dragon slayer

Daily Joke: The dragon slayer

Nick was a wealthy man, due to the fact that there were many dragons around the kingdom that required killing.

Written byCalista Bruschi

Nick was a successful dragon slayer, but he had a deep desire. Source: Getty Images

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Daily Joke: The lawyer and the flight attendant

Daily Joke: The lawyer and the flight attendant

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen ...

Written byCalista Bruschi

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. Source: Getty Images

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Daily Joke: Apple, Lemon and Pea escape from the refrigerator

Daily Joke: Apple, Lemon and Pea escape from the refrigerator

Lemon looks hesitant but says nothing. Apple then begins his roll down the hill after Pea.

Written byCalista Bruschi

Apple, Lemon and Pea escape from the fridge. Source: Getty Images

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Daily Joke: These are like clockwork

Daily Joke: These are like clockwork

He's browsing in the clock shop. Suddenly he hears a little voice, "Get digital. You probably can't read analogue."

Written byCalista Bruschi

These six jokes about clocks are timeless! Source: Makabera / Pixabay

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Daily Joke: The Kung Fu student and his master

Daily Joke: The Kung Fu student and his master

"My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"

Written byCalista Bruschi

The Kung Fu student couldn't work out why they weren't improving. Source: Getty Images

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