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Daily Joke: The three-year-old’s question

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Daily Joke: A night at the Golden Saloon

Daily Joke: A night at the Golden Saloon

A guy comes home completely drunk one night...

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Daily Joke: The jobless mime

Daily Joke: The jobless mime

One day, an out-of-work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer...

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Daily Joke: The talking clock

Daily Joke: The talking clock

After closing time at the bar, a man (who was just a bit tipsy) was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends...

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Daily Joke: The retirement home

Daily Joke: The retirement home

One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and settles her in, hoping she will be well cared for...

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Daily Joke: Driving along the road

Daily Joke: Driving along the road

An older gentleman was driving along the Toowoomba Connection Road at 21km/h, never going any faster or slower...

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Daily Joke: The forgetful couple

Daily Joke: The forgetful couple

There once was an elderly couple who noticed they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor...

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Daily Joke: The lawyer’s trick

Daily Joke: The lawyer’s trick

“My neighbour owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?”

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Daily Joke: A nasty bug

Daily Joke: A nasty bug

The doorbell rings at Peter’s place. When he opens the door, there’s a large beetle standing in front of him...

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Daily Joke: Hearing troubles between husband and wife

Daily Joke: Hearing troubles between husband and wife

A man goes to the doctor, concerned about his wife’s hearing...

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Daily Joke: “I want to be ten again”

Daily Joke: “I want to be ten again”

For her 60th birthday, my wife said, “I’d love to be ten again”...

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Daily Joke: The beautiful diamond necklace

Daily Joke: The beautiful diamond necklace

A lady walks into Tiffany & Co, looks around, spots a beautiful diamond necklace and walks over to inspect it...

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Daily Joke: A man and his fat-free french fries

Daily Joke: A man and his fat-free french fries

A man stopped at a fast food restaurant. He was fascinated by a sign which offered ‘Fat-Free French Fries’...

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Daily Joke: Three bats in a race

Daily Joke: Three bats in a race

Three bats had to get as much blood as they could in a certain amount of time...

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Daily Joke: A gassy surprise

Daily Joke: A gassy surprise

During lunch at work, a man ate three plates of beans...

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