A customer service agent, an administration clerk and their manager are all walking to lunch when they stumble upon an old, antique oil lamp.
Knowing that old oil lamps can often house a genie they enthusiastically rub it in hopeful anticipation. Sure enough, out pops a genie.
“I am the genie of the lamp and you can each have one wish,” the genie said.
“Me first, me first,” the customer service agent said. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.”
There was a poof sound followed by a cloud of smoke and the customer service agent was gone.
“Me next! Me next!” the administration clerk said excitedly. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.”
There was another poof sound, followed by a cloud of smoke and the administration clerk was gone.
The genie then looked at the manager and said: “Okay, I guess it’s your turn now.”
“I want those two back in the office in exactly 45 minutes,” the manager promptly replied.