Father Murphy walks into a bar and says to the first man he meets: “Do you want to go to heaven?”
The man says: “I do Father.” So Father Murhpy replies: “Then stand over there against the wall.”
The priest then asks a second man: “Do you want to go to heaven?” To which the man replies: “Certainly, I do.”
“Then stand over there against the wall,” says the priest once again.
Next, Father Murphy walks up to a man sitting at the bar and asks: “Do you want to go to heaven?”
“No, I don’t Father,” the man replies.
“I don’t believe this,” the priest says. “You mean to tell me that when you die you don’t want to go to heaven?”
The man answers: “Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go on a trip right now.”
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