An elderly couple passed away and found themselves at the gates of heaven. They were given a tour by Saint Peter.
He showed them to a beautiful big apartment block and said: “Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area.” Then he headed off.
The elderly couple looked in shock at each other before the old man hissed: “Heck, Gloria, we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn’t heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ and low-fat diets!”