Daily Jokes: Silly puns your grandkids will love

1. Why did the chicken cross the playground?

-To get to the other slide.

2. What do you call a pig that knows karate?

– A pork chop!

3. Why do bees have sticky hair?

-Because they use honeycombs.

4. Why was the man running around his bed?

-He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

5. What does a robot frog say?

-Rib-bot. (Said in your best robot voice)

6. Why is 6 afraid of 7?

-Because 7 8 9!

7. What’s black and white, black and white, black and white?

-A penguin rolling down a hill!

8. Why do cows wear bells?

-Because their horns don’t work!

9. What does a snail say when it’s riding on a turtle’s back?

-Weeeee!!

10. How did the barber win the race?

-He knew a shortcut.