A woman stormed up to the front desk of the library and said: “I have a complaint!”
“Yes, ma’am?”
“I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!”
“What was wrong with it?”
“It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!”
The librarian nodded and said: “Ah. So you must be the person who took our phone book”.
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