Daily Joke: Two men on a train

Aug 31, 2021
One man pulled out his phone to show the other man a photograph of his girlfriend. Source: Getty Images

Two men are seated next to each other on a train. One of the men pulls out his phone to show the other man a picture of his girlfriend.

“It’s she beautiful?” he asks.

The second man response, “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my wife!”

“Oh really? Is she a stunner too?” the first man asks.

“Nah Mate, she’s an optician.”

Need another laugh? Have a look at some of our other great jokes here.

Leave your comment

Please sign in to post a comment.
Retrieving conversation…
Stories that matter
Emails delivered daily
Sign up