Daily Joke: Two dog owners are arguing

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Two dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter.

“My dog is so smart,” says the first owner.

“Every morning he goes to the store and buys me a sesame seed bagel with chive cream cheese, stops off at the local cafe and picks me up a mocha latte and then comes home and turns on the cricket, all before I get out of bed.”

“I know,” says the second owner.

“How do you know?” the first demands.

“My dog told me.”

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