Tommy was at the airport going through Customs. The Customs Officer stops him and asks, “What have you got in those two sacks on your shoulders?”
Tommy replies, “Just a lot of old mobile phones.”
The Customs Officer looks confused. “Why so many mobile phones?”
“Well, on my travels I got a call from my old mate, Jimmy. He told me he was starting a jazz band,” Tommy says. “I was impressed and asked if there was anything I could do to help. He said, ‘Can you bring me back two sacks of phones?’ and here I am…”