Daily Joke: Suzie asked her friend a question

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“Can people predict the future with cards?” Suzie asked Little Johnny.

“My mother can,” said Johnny.

“Really?”

“Yes, she takes one look at my report card and can tell me exactly what will happen when my Daddy gets home.”

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