The doorbell rings at Peter’s place. When he opens the door, there’s a large beetle standing in front of him.
The beetle pushes Peter over and runs away. His fall is so great, Peter has to go to the hospital.
When Peter explains what has happened to his doctor, she says, “Ah, I’m not surprised. You’re the fifth case we’ve had today.”
“Really?” Peter says.
“Yes,” the doctor says. “There’s a rather nasty bug going around.”