Daily Joke: One night a couple were lying in bed

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One late night, a husband had a terrible, stuffy head cold and yet was talkative.

The wife was exhausted and wanted to sleep.

He said: “I am so stuffed up, if I closed my mouth, I would choke”.

The wife replied: “It’s a risk I am willing to take!”


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Join us at the Sit Down Comedy Club on Thursday 5th September for the Starts at 60 Comedy Festival — a night of fun and laughter for, and by, older Australians.

Featuring local breakfast radio legend Terry Hansen, headline comedian Fred Lang and ten national finalists competing for the title of Australia’s Funniest Boomer! Learn more here.

When: Thursday 5th September 2024
(Doors open 6.00pm, show begins 7.00pm)

Where: Sit Down Comedy Club
(The Paddo Tavern, 186 Given Terrace, Paddington, QLD)

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